Coffee, Shoes, and Ramblings

*The Basics*
Age— it varies,
Birthday— October 9
Height— 5’4”
Weight— it varies as well
Righty/lefty— righty for most, but can use left if needed. Practiced this as a child in case ever broke arm.
Hair color— gee, this varies too, shades of brown
Eye color— brown
Skin color— beige, peach, not sure
Heritage/nationality— French, German, Irish, Native American, Italian, Dutch, English a big mix
*My Favorite*
Color— shades of red, from baby pink to blood red, purples and black
Movie—Pride and Prejudice, any version
Band— don’t have one
Song— To day its, I’m a Woman (not the one you’re thinking of a Zydeco one)
Type of music—many kinds
Season— Fall and Spring
Book— Pride and Prejudice
Magazine— I like Simple Living, but don’t really have a favorite
TV Show—Gilmore Girls and all the CSIs
Drink— water
Thing to wear—pajamas, but only at home
Shoes— it would be mean to pick one pair, the others would be jealous
*My Friends*
Best friend(s)— Sara, Margaret,
Knows the most about me— Sara, Margaret
Funniest—me, Jeremy, Sarah
Known the longest— Joan, Margie,
Best for advice— Isaac, me, I give my self good advice, I seldom ever take it.
Hang out with the most— Sara, Margaret and lately Amber
Weirdest— James hah
Most like me— Amber W, how weird is that?
Most athletic— Me, which ain’t saying a whole lot
Shoulder to cry on— Sara, Margaret, Margie
*Me && Love*
Am I in a relationship— no
With who— hah
For how long—
Am I in love— no
Do I have a crush on anyone— yes, two or three crushes
Ever been cheated on— yes
Ever cheat on someone— yes
*The First*
Best friend— Bryan in Kindergarten, he walked home the same way I did and called me his little lamb. It was cute but I wanted to punch him at the time.
School—
Barstow, CA, Kindergarten
Crush— Leo in Second Grade, couldn’t pronounce his last name, but he had great hair, pretty eyes and tan skin. He was also in my Third grade class and I was so happy
Kiss— It was (ok this is the redneck part) a guy named Butch or a guy named Marcel, they were friends and I went out with both of them. Not sure who I went out with first.
Love— Steve, he was from
North Arkansas and beautiful and smart. I was 14-15 and he was my real, true first kiss. We met at summer camp and stayed in touch for a long time.
Pet's name— a dog named Johnny.
* The Last*
Thing I drank— coffee
Movie I watched— Uncommon Valor, with Patrick Swazie, (I know, I know)
Song I listened to— Glynis, Smashing Pumpkins, (It’s a sign!)
Phone call— Margaret
Person that told me Jeremy
Person I thought about— well was just thinking about Steve, before that the crush.
Piercings— two in each ear
Tattoos—too much of a commitment
Something you hate— mean people
I miss— Isaac and Patrica, SCA events in Louisiana
I want— don't want to sound like a stalker so I'll say world peace
Because— I like figuring out what makes people tick

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It dawned on me yesterday when I was wheezing climbing one flight of stairs that it was allergy season. I've been feeling punky since Sunday and couldn't figure out why. Well its the weather, the pollen, etc. I haven't had allergies kick up in so long I forgot what it felt like. The year I moved back from Germany it was so bad I wanted to die just to get relief.

I hate this, I feel like a 400 pound monkey is sitting on my chest. Its probably one of the feral monkeys that Cinnamon barks at hiding in Jeremy's room. I feel like I have pneumonia and I don't like it. I'm taking drugs, but cautiously cause they tend to make me high even in small doses.

Lets see, spaced out from the head full o' crud or spaced out from pharmaceuticals? Its a tough decision. Today I'm choosing chemicals.

 Also, apparently its wedding season to go along with allergy season. A wedding and a shower last weekend. a wedding and a shower this weekend, another shower, girls night out May 12, a wedding May 13 and a wedding May 20. and most of these are different people. I swear, people need a new hobby.

Last night Jeremy brought home "baby think it over" a life size doll that is designed to scare the hell out of teens. Its a requirement for graduation. I was forbidden to take pictures of my 'grandchild' or make any jokes. I did name it "use a condom baby" cause it makes them afraid to have kids. EVER.

 it was quiet intresting to say the least. First, it scared the hell out of me. It cryed like Chucky, no child of mine ever made that highpitched wail of the devil. I kept waiting for it to say "feed me" in an unnatural voice. Or, "I want to play." in a voice that meant it wanted my liver.

 Jeremy's comments were interesting. "it eats for 45 minutes and is hungry again in 2 hours, is that normal?" (Yes Jeremy you and your brother were just like that.) "It has really fat cheeks, no baby has cheeks like that" (Yes Jeremy, your cheeks were fatter than that. Its really cute.)

We watched a manly Rambo movie and another post-vietnam hit so Jeremy's testostrone levels wouldn't dip. It was sweet to see my big manly son cuddle the little baby. But I'm not sure how realistic the experience is.

 See, the kids have figured out how it works. Jeremy removed the head (I know, don't go there) to see how it was made. He also did computer research to see how it worked. And they have learned how to make its head not snap back. (they have to put a key in its back when it crys and respond to its needs by feeding it, burping it, or changing its diaper. I guess its good to know how to keep its head from snapping back. (by keeping its arms above its head) but this baby is too big to have that wobbly a head and in a real baby you don't have to insert a key in its back to prove you responded to its needs. That gives you two hands to hold its neck while you feed it or do what ever else is needed.  The baby makes noises when it eats, burps and giggles, etc. They sound more realistic than its undead cry, but not really real.

 Also, since its not "real" they make jokes they would never make to real children and do things like leave it on the sidewalk while they run in the house. (Jeremy's friend Meagan did this and cried cause I joked she was a bad mom.) Last year I saw one at a basketball game and it got hit in the head with a basketball.

By accident, but come on. Isn't the point to teach them how to deal with a baby not find the easy way out? or is the point to teach them they NEVER want kids, demanding little shits that give no pleasure and wake you up all night? A baby doll can't really give pleasure unless you are  a child or "special." Also, one girl in his class is a MOTHER and she still had to take the stinkin doll home. Doesn't she know how to get up in the middle of the night? or do they just want us to have to listen to the wail of the undead at 2:32 and 4:35 and on and on?

Jeremy did real good about getting up in the middle of the night. I woke up every time and was afraid that he wasn't responding and I'd go in there and he'd be cuddling my grandchild. I told him it was just like a Lifetime movie. Ahh how precious.

Jeremy's baby was Asian, which fits since he may have an Asian sister someday.

1. Be in a bad mood to start.
2. Have an ill behaved, Ritalin deprived child push its screaming brother in a cart while its mother tunes the whole thing out. (if this happens just leave, cause she ain’t about to handle her kids)
3. Expect a selection to choose from. (You’re not online shopping deary)
4. Expect the racks to be in order.
5. Expect the store dressing room to not look like a trash dump.
6. Borrow your grandmother’s thighs.
7. Throw away last year’s perfectly good suit.
8. Think that you can find a sales person to help.
9. Think that being lazy most of the winter won’t show.
10. Waste your time and money

my  honey do projects were a bust. I just made a mess. Bought new toilet seat, MEASURED first, brought home. Threw out old one, put on new one. dosn't fit. 

took it back, they don't have any more grr. have to go to another store.

measured floor, bought squares based on measurements and directions on back of box. Need twice as much, that project is half done. grr.  back to store.

dog kept unplugging the swimming pool cause, NO i wasn't trying to get the leaves out. grr  why do we have dogs again?
I could continue, but all in all it was a great Saturday.
oh, and tomorrow, top 10 things not to do when shopping for bathing suits.  

Today's Chinese Proverb:
"Regular feet can't be affected by irregular shoes. "

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On found magazine, these lists:

1. roach spray, batteries, watermelon

2. alochol, razorblades, aspirin

3. repent sinner

just three simple lists.