Category Archives: SCA

Households


So I’m not a member of any household. I hang out with several and have for years, but for whatever reason, I’ve never been invited to join.

So anyway, this past wonderful weekend, I’m sitting at dinner with one of the members of one of OS’s households. He says, “Where is Sara? She should be here.” I’m halfway through the best Pina Colada I’ve had the pleasure to drink in a while and I’m not thinking real coherent. (as in I decided to drink my supper, something called “voodoo juice” yep, show me the karaoke machine, and oohh he’s real cute) It came in a bucket, need I say more?

“Sara who?” I say, I know lots of Saras and Sarah’s and well you get the picture. So he says, “The Sara” And I say “Sara Willis?” I had kind of lost some brain cells you know? So he says, “The Sara, Our Sara, the Only Sara, MY Sara.” Sweet. That girl’s got something going on and it ain’t just her baking skills.

Hate it when that happens

when you get bits of a song stuck in your head, can’t google it cause that would mean you had access to the outside world. So by the time you get home you can’t remember what it was but its there like the remnants of a very good dream

 I think its this:

And never know the thrill of what could be
With every star so far and out of reach
I could live without many things
And I could carry on, but…

I couldn’t face my life tomorrow
Without Your hope in my heart I know
I can’t live a day without You
Lord, there’s no night and there’s no morning
Without Your loving arms to hold me
You’re the heartbeat of all I do
I can’t live a day without You

I could travel the world
See all the wonders beautiful and new
They’d only make me think of You
And I could have all life offers
Riches that were far beyond compare
To grant my every wish without a care
Oh, I could do anything, oh yes
But if You weren’t in it all…

could be this:

Lost in this moment with you
I am completely consumed
My feeling’s so absolute
There’s no doubt
Sealing our love with a kiss
Waited my whole life for this
Watching all my dreams come true
Lost in this moment with you

Weekend ended with me staying Sunday night and leaving at 2:30 to drive back to work on time  Monday . Made it with five minutes to spare. 

 Tuesday or Wednesday was late to work because there was this perfect blend of sweet snugglee warmness and the air was a just right cool temperature. The pillows all surrounded me, cuddling just right, and I was having the best dreams. Needless to say many snooze alarms were involved.

Lugh this weekend, researching an A and S project I’ve been kicking around in my head for a while. And I’m almost afraid to say, Pensacola next weekend. You see, the last time I went to Orange Beach/Pensacola, was a month before Katrina.

Now I’m not taking credit, but the time before I went to Foley/Orange Beach/Pensacola? Andrew.

Life

Weekend was lovely, just what I needed, except maybe a bit hot. Could have done with out the ridge pole falling on me when we were setting up the tent. Really appreciated all the help setting up the tent. Missed some people who couldnt’ make it. I loved the cold sushi on a warm day. The lists in our Kingdom just keep getting better and better. Maybe we shouldn’t call last call for lunch in the middle of the end of the tourney?

Had a couple of wonderful conversations about service to the kingdom and we really do have some amazing people.

I always think you can tell if someone is a good fit for you if you can roadtrip well together. And Bri and I did. We never ran out of things to talk about and could probably have driven through the next couple of kingdoms and still had things to say. And as she said, the chicken dinner was great. Just get sweet tea when you are in the south and all will be well.

Apparently, when I have a really bad headache, I just nod my head when getting directions like I understand. Either that, or the daiquiri store had it out for me and hid its exit. (It did that once before when I wanted Santa’s Little Helper) But seeing the Kissmobile and seeing the rocking horse in the back of a truck made up for no daiquiris and it helps if you have friends with blenders.

New Job, New Training Schedule, Getting up every morning early kind of sucks. Love some of the people I’m working with. Some are a wee bit off. Doesn’t help that I’m a know it all and don’t like training class. But this time next year I’ll be whining I have too much to do and the job is stressing me out, so I’m trying to enjoy this slow ease into the madness. (and did I mention NO Internet) Black Jack or Black Berry coming soon to a Trixie near you.

Welcome to the real world
She said to me kind of condescendingly
Take a seat, take your life
Plot it out in black and white
Well I never lived the dreams of the prom kings
And the drama queens
Id like to think the best of me
Is still hiding up my sleeve

They love to tell you stay inside the lines
But somethings better on the other side

I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs
I just found out theres no such thing as the real world
Just a lie youve got to rise above

So the good boys and girls take the so-called right track
Faded white hats grabbing the credits and making transfers
They read all the books but they cant find the answers
And all of our parents, theyre getting older
I wonder if theyve wished for anything better
While in their memories, tiny tragedies

They love to tell you stay inside the lines
But somethings better on the other side

I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs
I just found out theres no such thing as the real world
Just a lie youve got to rise above

I am invincible
I am invincible
I am invincible
As long as Im alive

I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs
I just found out theres no such thing as the real world
Just a lie youve got to rise above

I just cant wait till my ten 25 year reunion
Im gonna bust down the double doors
And when I stand on these tables before you
You will know what all this time was for

John Mayer, No such thing

Its been lovely knowing you

Dear Friends:

 

I love you, some of you more than others its true, but love you all the same. I love my crazy hobby and all the smart, funny, talented, athletic, amazing people its brought into my life. However, if the Oil Companies have their way, I may be forced to sideline my hobby and make friends with the people within walking distance of my home. I drive a VW bug and it should not take $40 to fill it up. That’s wrong.

 

On the upside of this, some people I already know and love already live within walking distance of me, (OS, Hanna) but some of you that are farther away will just be my e-mail buddies and I’ll never see. However, should you want to move closer, I would gladly rent you a room or find you a nice place near me.

 

Damn you oil companies, how much is enough for you? Do you really have to show a gazillion dollar profit every year? How about just breaking even, and having a slogan, about how the little guy is barely making it, why should it be better for me?

Monkey, a story in pictures

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This is Monkey before Coronation

Monkey is happy he is going to get to play bocce ball.

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This is Monkey after Coronation.

Monkey is Sad

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You see, Monkey was so happy to play bocce ball, he cooked for days making Jell-O shots.spgcrownlist07004.jpg

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Making Jell-O shots made Monkey happy.

Monkey packed up all his Jell-O shots, his bocce balls and went to play bocce ball.

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He waited

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He waited some more.

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His friends were busy, they were working and couldn’t play with Monkey.

Maybe just one Jell-O shot Monkey thought? Ok, maybe just two?

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Maybe just a few more?

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Before Monkey knew it, he had walked all over site, sharing his Jell-O shots and still no bocce.

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He was squeaked by this man:helped-monkey-with-shots.jpg

 

Who also helped him carry his Jell-O shots.

And by another man who shall remain nameless but his initials are JL.

All in All Monkey had a good night, despite no longer being able to stay in trees. But still?

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He wants to play bocce.

Sad Monkey

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To find out why this Monkey is sad visit Trixie’s My Space Page.

Oh Where is My Hairbrush?

The most embarrassing thing I’m going to admit about this week is I bought a hairbrush today. No big deal you say? Well I haven’t been able to find my hairbrush since Gulf Wars. Every thing is put away and no hairbrush. It seems my hairbrush ran a way with a nice squire’s hairbrush while my basket was left unattended at the field battle. They are living it up in costal Mississippi accompanied by a runaway dish and spoon.

It’s not like I haven’t brushed my hair since March, its just that I have a boar bristle brush which is good for brushing, but not styling. It brushes the curls out. So when I blow dry or style I don’t have a brush for that. Oh justification, how we love it. Last week I asked A how I looked and she said ok, but your hair needs to be brushed so I guess it was a bit more messy and less bed head than I wanted.

My niece and I think this song is funny. If you are female in Arkansas I’m sure at one point in your life you will hear this:

Every time you take a sip
In this smoky atmosphere
You press that bottle to your lips
And I wish I was your beer
In the small there of your back
Your jeans are playing peekaboo
I’d like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo.

Hey that gives me an idea
Let’s get out of this bar
Drive out into the country
And find a place to park.

‘Cause I’d like to see you out in the moonlight
I’d like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I’d like to check you for ticks.

I know the perfect little path
Out in these woods I used to hunt
Don’t worry babe I’ve got your back
And I’ve also got your front
Now, I’d hate to waste a night like this

I’ll keep you safe you wait and see
The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there is me.

You know every guy in here tonight
Would like to take you home
But I’ve got way more class than them
Babe that ain’t what I want.

‘Cause I’d like to see you out in the moonlight
I’d like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I’d like to check you for ticks.

You never know where one might be
There’s lots of place that are hard to reach
I gotcha.

I’d like to see you out in the moonlight
I’d like to kiss you baby way back in the sticks
I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I’d like to check you for ticks.

I’d sure like to check you for ticks…

Brad Paisley, surely one of the hottest men alive.

Don’t it always seem to go

While Almost All I Love is Headed SouthI may be headed north.

Big Yellow Taxi (by Joni Mitchell)


They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique
And a swinging hot spot
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got
Till it’s gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot.

They took all the trees
And put them in a tree museum
And they charged all the people
A dollar and a half just to see ’em
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got
Till it’s gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot.

Hey farmer farmer
Put away that D.D.T. now
Give me
Spots on my apples
But leave me the birds and the bees
Please!
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got
Till it’s gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot.

Late last night
I heard the
Screen door slam
And a big yellow taxi
Took away my old man
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got
Till it’s gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot.

Parties all around

Just clone me now. May 4-6 is going to be one busy weekend.

 

First, the world’s best event, As You Wish, the Dread Pirate Candlelight, at a brand new site. Total fun by some people who really know how to throw a party.

 

Second, my niece’s graduation from UCA, a really big deal that I’m not missing, good thing its in the morning.

 

Third, TOAD SUCK DAZE, with Sammy Kershaw Saturday night, right in the middle of my home town. 

I really wasn’t ready for the week to end

Why is it that campfire smells so good at two in the morning but smells so yukky two days later in your dirty laundry? Since this was only my third Gulf Wars I don’t have much to compare it to, but I really had a great time. The highlights : 

Sunday:Hanging around camp with Celestine and learning that pretty pedicures and sandals don’t go with camping with briers and fire ants. Seeing the face of the Baron and Baroness when they saw that they had a banner to fly after all, (thanks to quick thinking on Gabrielle’s part) 

Monday:The Scavenger Hunt. I went with April, Ellie, and two ladies from Anstioria and had a blast. Halfway through the hunt one lady sat out and Peyton joined us. We had someone do the Macarena in the street, saw a photo album of someone’s kids, a stupid squire trick, learned new pickup lines, stole a beer from Ansteoria, introduced two strangers and found a baby peer and newlyweds, and many other wonderful feats. It was much much fun. WE WON a lovely palm tree which graced April’s campsite the rest of the week and made an appearance at the Gleann Abhann Social. 

 Tuesday:  Gleann Abhann Social. We Southerners can really throw a party even if we don’t have sweet tea. Its like having almost all your favorite people in one place. Some people couldn’t make it til later in the week, so it wasn’t all the favorite people. Striped hosen, good mead, good food, lots of people watching. Chocolate.  

Wednesday:The whole entire siege cookoff from beginning at 8 a.m. to end at 5 ish was great. The preparation, the cooking, the people’s creativity. The processions. It was so much fun and I look forward to it next year.

  Thursday: Yoga, my legs were so happy for it after all the walking, Asian dance, very interesting, Security, was glad it didn’t rain and was more walking and talking and hanging out, was impressed that after fighting and being tired, people still have the energy to volunteer, walking around with Nonnie, visiting people and listening to the deep serious stuff, made me think deep serious thoughts.  

Friday:The fighting, Seeing our Queen passing out water, hearing a child ask her mother where they would have to move so they could be part of Gleann Abhann because it was the best kingdom, wishing I was in armor, passing out Gatorade and oranges, making sandwichs, seeing the smiles of our army as they thanked the auxiliary for their work,  listening to Alina tell about our youth combatants and how our army walked beside them singing as they went to fight. Getting ready for court, going to court, seeing SGB and the traveling party and just feeling at home, Hearing Ricky’s name in court and just “knowing” why it was called. Screaming myself hoarse when I was right. That whole surreal night, watching person after person come to visit him. Drinking coffee at 4 am when I was so cold I couldn’t feel anything. Seeing Sara looking so beautiful in her blue dress. Laughing with Nonnie as she was cutting up and making jokes as she waited in line. Walking through site as most of the world slept. 

 Saturday: A whole lot of shopping, Greek food, tiny pies, napping, grilling under the stars, a much needed back massage and a good nights sleep. 

 Sunday: Feeling really good on the way home, comparing it to last year and where I was at that time. Happy to have a 30 min drive on Sunday instead of a 8 hour drive like the year before. Having an interesting lunch where a whole bunch of us ended up, a group of people came in wearing matching t shirts that looked like parents and kids of a motor-cross group, I leaned over to Alina and said “freaks.” 

 Its all in the perspective.    

Days I don’t remember which:Listening to Scott, Bill, Johanas and others tell jokes and cut up in camp, being attached by a squeaking bug, watching the campfire, seeing my banner fly, painting scrolls, volunteering at information point, (because the people there were so nice.) painting scrolls, listening to a lady read descriptions of scrolls in history. Paul and Kat working so hard in the Scroll area. Kelly running things so efficiently in her area. Mabe everywhere, working, working, working. Learning that a coincidence is sometimes a very good thing. The stars, the rain, walking in procession to the battle field, wishing I was in armor.  Sitting watching people work on crafting skills they had perfected, talking to friends old and new, taking classes,. Walking with Celestine back to truck to move it, like a three mile round trip in the dark, hoping no boogie man jumped out. Leaving a candy trail of first M and Ms and then splenda, I mean really, Grilling under the stars, pina colada’s and not much of them, orange whip, Millie and Olaf’s adorable baby, very special Pirate Flip Flops, shopping, shopping, shopping for much of nothing, just looking. Being far enough away from the noise to actually sleep. Watching Kat sneak around painting a scroll while its recipient sat not 5 feet away. The miracle of finding the DOA banner, not knowing who delivered or where it was put, that miracle is defiantly owed to the 8 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus.

 The bad things?

People who think that taking a 2 hour shower while people are waiting is ok. I’d recommend a 5-10 minute cut off for showers.

Fire ants, they really need to be burned or fried or something,

Walking, walking, walking, even with a variety of shoes, my feet hate hate hate me.

Dust, wish it had rained early in the week to cut down on dust and pollen, many people got sick.

People who got snitty cause the tea was unsweet

An air mattress that couldn’t keep from going flat.

People’s wild children, although the one who probably peed the bed was kind of funny.